2026-04-22
Day idk, deep in an enemy military base. Me and my commando's
task is to steal Adolf Hitler, who was reincarnated in a bundle
of branches. We are spotted by the enemy. We're able to exfilter
Hitler out of the military base, contained in some plastic box
originally made for food. In the way, we're able to get ahold of
some relics; among them a viking battle axe.
On the run, with an enemy chopper behind us, we have to split up
to better our chances of survival.
But they target me, carrying Hitler and the battle axe. I throw
the axe in a river to make distraction. Then jump in the river
to rescue it(?). But there's suddenly so many battle axes in the
river, it takes me a while to find the right one. One enemy is
right behind me. I can get out of the water and then follows a
bloody battle between him and me. Then I wake up, 5AM.