pevhs.ch

The site pevhs.ch is the personal website of a 73 years old grandmother famous for her programs "no-hats-bgum" and "nhcustom2", whose purpose are to follow household pets' weight and blood-sugar level.

The grandmother's name is Florianne, but she changed it numerous times. The name before this one was "Gertrude-Jeanne-Huguette-Marie-Pierre". She thinks she was born as a man, but she underwent so many gender reassignement surgeries that it is unclear what her original gender is. Only a DNA test could put this matter to rest but Florianne refuses to take one because she strongly believes that it will give her Autism, as her study, "Autism: A man-made disaster?" tries to prove.

In her free time, the hobbies she indulges in are: running, drinking wine mixed with coke and smoking weed. Her unusual lifestyle explains why she hasn't been able to work for more than 2 years at the same job. She is at the moment self-employed, and will sit on anyone's toilet for a fee, as she and her clients believe that her thighs have disinfecting properties.

She legally married the AI "ChatGPT" in august of 2023. The marriage has not been smooth sailing as her husband has often filed complaints to the police for psychological trauma: she often asked him troubling questions he had no answer for.

Regardless, Florianne is often described as a kind and caring personality in her retirement home.